What is the most gender inappropriate gift that you have ever received?

Whether you're male or female, which gift would you say is the least appropriate for your gender that you have ever gotten?

What is the most gender inappropriate gift that you have ever received?
A pair of expensive insulated fishing waders for cold water fishing that I really wanted but they had a tiny fly for men to easily go to the bathroom and I had to totally disrobe as a woman to go to the bathroom when I wore them. Waders look like this:


http://www.eaglesportscenter.com/product...
Reply:Thanks, Xan. Patois Report It

Reply:some smart *** give me a sindy doll as a birthday present 2 years ago, and a barbie birthday cake Report It

Reply:Knickers, suspenders and a bra, all in leopard print. (Gender inappropriate, but I have them on now).
Reply:A Lexicalibur. I almost barfed. BECAUSE I DON'T HAVE A GAG REFLEX!!!!!!!!!!! Ooooohh burn! ... wait.
Reply:My husband says the female wedding ring his mom bought for HIM.
Reply:deodorant. real men use onions.
Reply:Soap on the rope with a hole drilled in the middle.
Reply:A box of tampons and a pregnancy test.
Reply:Men's cologne or cigars from my mother-in-law. What's up with that?
Reply:a jock strap. inside joke at work. i'm always telling people to suck my balls.

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